FC-UK original glossary is here

US-based Reg Noe-wun created the following glossary:

Alpha Homo:

FC’s own Leaders of the Pack(age).

"am I fucked?"

The original and, some would say, only FC question. Asked in reference to a bewildering number of topics, ranging from bizarre sexual practices to work fuck-ups to bizarre sexual practices.

Anal:

As in sex, as in "do you do anal?" Alternately the Official FC Greeting, the first FC Acid Test, and, apparently, the obsession of 87.5% percent of male posters. They're all straight, by the way.

Binky the 900 Foot Carrot:

The chief deity of FC. Little is known of his esoteric and highly secretive rights other than “Binky ROOLZ!”

Board burps:

Glitches in the forum display and indexing caused by the volume of traffic overwhelming UBB and the servers. Can be seen as either shit happening or an evil plot on the part of the moderators, depending one’s level of paranoia and narcissism.

Bukkake:

an extreme form of facial porn, Japanese in origin. Another Badge of FC Courage: something largely disgusting and demeaning turned into a symbol of group identity.

Cleanly-shaven, 19-year old, blonde nymphomaniacs:

The supposed sex partners of many FC males. For a dissenting opinion, see 41-year old tired-ass hookers.

Coolboard:

The original FC forums. Coolboard was unable to handle the volume of traffic on FC, and crashed mightily one day. Pud then switched to UBB, which is only occasionally unable to handle the volume of traffic.

Dot com boom:

The economic clusterfuck which gave FC life. We feast in the avarice of others.

eHeadinthesand.org:

Fictional dotcom founded and run into the drug-littered ground by FC members over the course of two days last winter. Still holds the record for most replies to a thread in one eight hour period – over 500 – and for the highest burn rate of any dot com, anywhere, ever. We’re so proud.

Euros:

The group of regular FC posters from various European countries. Because of the time difference, most Euros post during the North American night, giving the board a different flavor during the dark hours. Fond of wordplay and double entendre, many Euros are given to teasing the American contingent about the supposed higher levels of education and culture found in Europe. The American contingent takes this in stride, knowing that without their contributions the Euros’ wordplay would be limited to German and Russian.

F1:

There is no F1.

FCNY, FCSF, FCLA, FC London, etc.:

Actual physical gatherings of real FCers in meatspace, with conversation and listening and everything. Friendships have been forged, relationships started, lusts sated, and it has been proven once again that there are no normal people, anywhere.

Fucktard:

The latest all-purpose FC appellation. It can mean anything from “choke on your own vomit, asswipe” to “I love you!” Remember, context is everything.

Goatse.cx:

An unforgettable image of a man, seen squatting down from behind, stretching his anus so wide it requires a toll to pass. Its introduction followed the usual FC pattern: shock, disgust, anger, acceptance. It might as well be the FC logo.

Good-bye threads:

Another FC ritual, posted when a member is delusional enough to think that the lack of his/her presence will seriously effect the quality of the board and that his/her leaving is something anyone will give a shit about. Current odds are the poster in question returning within a month of the good-bye thread, as they can’t get their narcissistic fix anywhere else.

Haiku:

The official poetry form of FC. Highly regarded because it is concise, clever, and can be bashed out in minutes when you’re supposed to be doing real work.

Jebus:

Binky’s prophet. His name is usually called upon in times of need, i.e., “Save me, Jebus!”

Keyboard Kourage:

The sudden increase in bravery enabled by hiding behind monikers, IP addresses, proxies and keyboards. Keyboard kourage gives otherwise passive aggressive geeks the ability to act like Navy SEALs on meth, making up for years of abuse at the hands of society. It also allows the crazy to cross the fine line into true psychosis.

The knoa thread:

The thread that started it all and gave us “[Blank] is not a game to be played by children like you” and fartwalking. Posted during FC’s early days, the thread pretended to be a cold call from a website looking for workers. Was it the Best Troll Of All Time or the most clueless person in history? Only the shadow knoas.

Looser:

On FC, a looser is even more pathetic than a loser.

Memorial Day Weekend, 2000:

FC’s birthday. It’s not a national holiday. It should be.

’mo:

As in, “homo,” as in, “homosexual,” as in “you’re a fag, right?”

Moderators:

Registered users who have additional privileges, including locking and deleting threads, banning users and such. Charged with keeping the worst of the crap – blatant racism, personal information – off the board, the position has been officially rated The Worst Fucking Job in the Universe. It is not unlike being the guy who picks up balls at a golf course: the place wouldn’t work without you, but every asshole with a club can take a swing.

Moniker:

One’s name on the FC board. Monikers are multifaceted. Not only do they spare one the damage of posting one’s real name on the board, but they often allow one to develop a personality which exists only on the board. Some monikers are relatively straight forward, while others are full of double entendre and built-in trolling. Some people have been known to register, use and post under literally hundreds of monikers, adding strength to the speculation that most crazy people have internet access.

New York City:

The spiritual and physical home on FC, and the greatest city in the world. L.A. sucks my ass!

Pie, Damaged Fuckup, Air Biscuit, Motion Ham, etc:

An indicator a registered poster has over 2,500 posts. Generally considered to be the beginning of the end. The exact appelation changes occasionally, depending on barometric pressure, precise astrological calculations and pud’s boredom level.

Porn:

The seeming subject and object of many of FC’s male posters. Whether this is due to the visually intensive nature of the male sex drive, the powerful male libido, or the pathetically empty sex lives of most male FC posters is unsure.

prOn:

Porn purposefully misspelled, to avoid internet censoring. Not an FC invention, but prevalent here nonetheless.

pud:

The semi-mysterious, genitally- and anally-fixated accidental founder of the FC empire. Usually found obsessed with the topics of eBizness, drumming, sex, pooping and sex, pud is actually a nice guy in person. He recently amazed the FC faithful by acquiring a girlfriend not paid hourly.

ra!:

“ra!” is like “cool”: it can mean almost anything, from “I agree with you and think you’re cool” to “suck my dick you fucking ’mo.” Originally the password to the storyboi troll, it has filtered through the FC consciousness to become a signifier of belonging. ra!

Rawk on!:

Or, “rock on.” Spelling is key.

The Simpsons:

The official television show of FC, should such a thing exist. Obsessive verbatim quoting of lines from Simpson episodes is highly regarded as a useful skill.

Shirt:

As in, “This place is going to shirt.” An accidental misspelling now made official. “This place is going to shirt” was one of the first recorded “FC sucks and I’m leaving now” threads, an accusation which has been made from day one of the board. Now used as a hearty fuck you to the seasonal round of “This place sucks because [blah]” threads. This place has always sucked. Get with the program.

Staunch:

The original FC Brotherhood, sprung from the loins of Staunch_Republican, Staunch_Libertarian and all of the Staunch_Trolls. Connoisuers note that a true Staunch_ always has an underscore.

Storyboi:

FC’s greatest troll since knoa. Posting nothing more than the message “I’ve the smelly butt! Ra!”, storyboi inundated FC’s forums for weeks before the brilliance of the troll was discovered: “Ra!” was the password to the troll, allowing it to be used by anyone. Much consternation was caused when storyboi attended an FCNY event, and was found to be relatively normal.

Tinfoil hat:

The most essential piece of clothing for any FC member. Keeps the Man from reading your brainwaves via Carnivore.

Trolling:

The act of making up and posting a story and/or thread whose intent is to a) dupe people into playing along or, failing that, b) get them to knowingly play along. As in everything else fucked, trolling has regressed towards the mean. Some of FC’s legendary trolls – The Woman Who Looks Like Seven of Nine – were so out there and original that their threads spanned days. Trolling now is like crossing a NYC street: assume a car is bearing down on you and check twice.

Werd:

African American slang co-opted by FC. Werd.

Well, he see this one particularly hot chick and not does she bag he slackjawed, but he lets a "Whoa" slip out:

The absolute ne plus ultra of FC malapropisms, and a phrase so infinitely useful scientists will be discovering new uses for it 1,000 years from now. As the poster who birthed it said, “that’ll teach me to post and talk on the phone at the same time.”

You’re a fag, right?:

the first and original FC catchphrase. Rumored to have been coined by the mysterious Chromewhore, it was the first all-purpose phrase, suitable for birthdays, trolls, flaming and casual greetings when you can’t think of anything else to say. It accomplishes the dual purpose of implying and proving that the person in question is of questionable sexual persuasion, thereby ending conversation on the topic. Unless, of course, the person in question is bitterwaitress, Gay Boi, cocksucker or any of FC Alpha Homos, in which case you’re the fag for being so stupid.

YUO=[blank]:

Another unfortunate soul’s mistyping made into legend. A very useful phrase, varying in context. YUO=rawkin’ as easily as YUO=fucktard!

Ra Noe Wun!